I’m so happy to share Rehab Is For Witches. I’ve had to wait for my stop on the tour to introduce you to these authors and their witches.
There’s snark and snortable humor galore in these pages. Plus some sweet and some steamy romance.
Beware the villain, a bad one indeed.
Come meet the witches of Little Raven. Discover their secrets. Find out why they ended up in rehab.
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Rehab is for Witches
Anthology
Various Authors
Published By- SideStreet Cookie Publishing
Publication Date- October 31st, 2014
My review
Six authors. Six witches. And so much trouble brewing in their cauldrons.
Rehab is for Witches is just what it says. A place for witches to go when they misuse their magick. When the dark magick seduces them until they’re hooked.
There is no way I can pick a favorite story or a favorite character. Each story was so good and all of the characters came alive.
There was so much funny, so much sad, so much bad, and so much more. I loved this book.
A Diary Full of Names
Dierdre (Die for short) landed in rehab for selling bad love spells. Bear is like her probation officer. If I had to choose a favorite character, both of these would be at the top of the list.
The way her heart beats faster whenever he’s around, the way he ‘looks’ at her, listens to her, and the way he makes her blush when he teases her. These two make me feel happy.
Die is frustrated. No magick. It wasn’t her fault the penis exploded, yet she winds up in rehab with all of the other naughty witches.
Closet Full of Dreams
Behind those sunglasses and gloves hides Catherine. Sent to rehab for loving the dark side. For embracing the dark magick, for using it to control. It’s all about control with her.
Oran charms her. But Catherine is hesitant. He seems too good to be true.
And what’s with the waiter, Jorolf? He’s not a waiter, he’s something else, and he warns Catherine to watch out for Oran.
Full of attitude and bearing the scars of taking power that she shouldn’t, Catherine is half herself, half something less, or maybe more.
Cauldron Full of Goodbyes
Trista and Angus. Both duped. Both used and cast aside by someone. Someone so dark and malignant. They share that same someone.
Trista is in rehab for something really foul. She helped steal magick from a coven of witches. Drained them of their power. Not for herself though.
Angus needs her help. He’s appeals to her, hiding his true purpose. Playing on her guilt.
He did bad because of his mother. She did bad in spite of her mother.
Why did Trista’s mother throw away her magic? Maybe she should too.
His mother stole his magick. Can he get it back?
A Trunk Full of Peril
I bet a lot of people judge Circe by her looks. Lots of piercings and that blue hair. Maybe it’s her cover. A way to keep people away. She’s still in shock from a horrible loss.
Her parole office, Hadrian, wants to be so much more.
Her addiction still strong, can Circe resist the call?
Caring for her more than he should, will Hadrian set his job aside, or will he turn her in to save her?
A Basement Full of Secrets
Finally. I get to know what’s up with Gertie and her knitting needles. She’s weird but sweet.
And her love affair was tragic. Finally reunited with her childhood sweetheart, she lost him again.
Will she use her magick, her ability to bring the dead back, to have Mason again?
Should she?
A Suitcase Full of Revenge
Robie plays with fire, literally and figuratively. That’s why she stays at rehab.
She also knows things. Things about her father that could ruin his chances in the mayoral race.
Her decision on whether to expose her father is hers alone to make, as Jasper bailed on her.
Now they have come together to save someone. Can she trust Jasper? Will he bail on her again?
A Photo Full of Justice
At last we come to the end. Where all of the authors write together, each bringing their character to the grand finale.
This is where you meet the true villain, the one who can’t be mentioned.
All of the miscreants band together to face off against the dastardly foe who’s been stealing their magic. What a perfect villain.
This whole book was fantastic. Little Raven, a town for witches.
Each author gave their characters a strong voice, powerful personalities.
The therapy sessions were fun. That’s how each character is introduced as they tell why they were sent to rehab.
The snark, the dialogue, the sexy scenes. The many quotable moments. It all charmed me.
Then the ending, which came to soon. I would love to read more about all of the characters. I’d like to know where they go from here. Do they get a happily ever after? Maybe some of them relapse. I want, I need more.
5 Stars
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Blurb-
Welcome to Little Raven: an unsullied, beautiful woodland hamlet in the heart of the Midwest. The sort of place where furry creatures romp about and spend their days bursting into song.
Actually, that’s a giant pack of lies.
Little Raven is a town…for witches.
And some of those witches might have bent the rules. A teensy bit. When six magical miscreants dabble with black magic, they end up together at Incantations, the town’s rehab center for witches gone awry. It’s a slap on the wrist for naughty witches. Pretty much a daycare center so they don’t wander off and start turning people into newts on a whim. Each witch must work through her addiction to black magic, and follow the tenets designed to lead them back to the path of the straight and narrow, as boring as that sounds. Even if following the tenets sucks worse than a group round of kum-bay-ya. Which sucks. Horribly.
We will admit we are powerless over magic—that our lives have become unmanageable.
We will make a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of the Goddess as we understand Her.
We will make a searching and fearless moral and magical inventory of ourselves.
We will admit to the Goddess, to ourselves, and to another being the exact nature of our magical wrongs.
We will make a list of all persons or beings we have harmed, and become willing to make amends to them all.
We will make direct amends to such beings whenever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
We are entirely ready to bow before the Goddess and have Her remove all our defect of character, even at the risk of being entirely stripped of our magic.
But this is just the start. There’s something rotten in Little Raven, something that seeks to take all the magic it can, and devour the inhabitants in the process. It will take the strength and power of all the witches to defeat the darkness seeping into their town, beat it back, and be rid of it forever…and maybe just make it through rehab while they’re saving the world.
The Authors & Titles-
Tara S. Wood – A Trunk Full of Peril
Tyffani Clark Kemp – A Diary Full of Names
Cynthia Valero – A Cauldron Full of Goodbyes
Miranda Stork – A Closet Full of Demons
- A. Howell – A Basement Full of Secrets
Elle J Rossi – A Suitcase Full of Revenge
Links-
Goodreads ~ Amazon US ~ Amazon UK ~ B&N
About the Authors-
Miranda Stork-
I’m Miranda Stork, and I’m addicted. Addicted to writing and reading books, anyway. And chocolate, but that’s another issue – no interventions, please.
I live in the middle of a forest in North Yorkshire, spending my spare time as the wild woman of the woods, scaring small children and upsetting the sheep. On the days that I feel like being civilized, or I haven’t got any unicorns to ride, I sit down and pour the tumbling thoughts in my head out onto digital paper. Mainly the thoughts and characters come out in paranormal form, with a good smattering of romance, because everyone likes a good cuddle. But you can also find strong elements of thrillers, myths, and even dystopia amongst the pages of all my novels. I’ve wanted to write books ever since I first realised that fairytales were not the newspapers of the fairy kingdom, but the imaginings of actual people who wanted to tell fancy made-up stories to other people. From that moment, I was hooked.
Why do I write? Good question. It might be easier to just keep the stories in my head, or even just to write them for myself. But I want to share them. There is no greater delight for a writer than when a reader devours your book, and declares, “Something in that novel resonated with me. And I want MORE.” So grab your lucky clover and a baseball bat (there’s some nasty paranormal creatures where we’re going), eat the cookie with ‘eat me’ tagged on it, and enter through the tiny door into the world of Miranda Stork…
Links-
Goodreads ~ Facebook ~ Twitter ~ Website
Tara S. Wood-
Tara Wood divides her time between creating domestic bliss and creating hot paranormal romance with the occasional side of kink. When not playing June Cleaver for her hubby and daughter, she can be found at the local Starbucks slamming back Frappuccinos and plotting out her next idea. Or she’s watching the BBC. Tara resides with her wonderful and tolerant family in the suburbs of Houston, Texas. She is currently at work on several projects, one of them being the next book in her In Blood series.
Links-
Goodreads ~ Twitter ~ Website ~ Facebook
Elle J. Rossi-
Elle J Rossi is a writer of Dark Paranormal and Fantasy Romance. Overly fond of the happily ever after, Elle lets her characters take control as they lead her down dark and twisted paths on their haunting journey toward love.
When not writing, you’ll more than likely catch her hanging with her husband, two kids and a cat who truly does rule the roost, or stealing the mic from her friends as the duel over country karaoke.
Links-
Goodreads ~ Twitter ~ Website ~ Facebook
Cynthia Valero-
Cynthia Valero is an award-winning author of three paranormal romance novels and two anthologies written with Beth Ciotta as CB Scott. Her newest solo novella, A Cauldron Full of Goodbyes, is one of six dark and edgy stories in the anthology, Rehab is for Witches. A student of Natalie Goldberg, Zoetrope All-Story, and The Writers Studio, Cynthia is currently writing a rich tale of forbidden love and deadly feuds set off the coast of 1904 America. You can visit her on Facebook at Cynthia Valero Books or at cynthiavalero.com.
Links-
Goodreads ~ Twitter ~ Website ~ Facebook
J.A. Howell-
J.A Howell is an office drone by day, and a writer by night. Her love of writing took off when she was eleven years old and decided to fill a composition notebook with stories to read to her friends. Many years (and notebooks) later, not much has changed. She still loves writing and sharing her works with others. When she isn’t writing, she can often be found trying her hand at whatever artistic pursuit strikes her fancy. J.A. Howell resides in Apopka, FL with her husband and their menagerie of animal children.
Links-
Website ~ Facebook ~ Twitter ~ Goodreads ~ Pinterest ~ Youtube ~ Amazon Author Page
Tyffani Clark Kemp-
Tyffani Clark Kemp might be the quietest person in the room, but that just means she’s probably the biggest freak too. She is a multi-genre author with a gift for the written word and a desire to help all Indies reach their full potential. In 2012, she and her best friend Kimberly Fudge started SideStreet Cookie Publishing for authors who want to remain independent, but don’t have the time or the knowledge to do it all themselves. From the age of eleven she dedicated her life to writing and making sure she was good at her craft. Now, she passes that knowledge on to others. Her friends would describe her as determined and giving. She may be quite, but she always has a story to tell.
Links-
Goodreads ~ Blog/Website ~ Facebook ~ Twitter ~ Pinterest
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Yummy for the Witchy! Lots of love, Emily
Yummy indeed Emily!
All the stories sound awesome. Can’t wait to read them. 🙂
Anna from Shout with Emaginette
They are, Anna. And the authors did an amazing job with the final story, bringing all of their characters together.
I love the title. Sounds like such a fun read and your rating confirms it for me.
I’m so happy I got to read these. They were that good!
The publisher’s name is SideStreet Cookie Publishing – I love that.
The book sounds wicked.
I didn’t notice that. Fitting as there is lots of humor in these pages. You’d enjoy these witches, Emma. Funny, vulnerable, tough, and smart!