Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of A Daily Rhythm.
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My Teaser for this week is from
My Life As A White Trash Zombie
White Trash Zombie # 1
by Diana Rowland
My Teaser from page 29 in the Paperback.
To my shock and horror my mouth began to water and my stomach gave a loud growl – loud enough for the others to hear. Both of them turned to look at me and Dr. Leblanc gave a laugh. “Okay, you’re officially the toughest morgue tech who’s ever worked here if you can still be hungry during an autopsy.”
I gave a weak laugh in answer as I struggled to hide my confusion. Yeah, that’s all it was. I was just starving.
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Synopsis
Angel Crawford is a loser.
Living with her alcoholic deadbeat dad in the swamps of southern Louisiana, she’s a high school dropout with a pill habit and a criminal record who’s been fired from more crap jobs than she can count. Now on probation for a felony, it seems that Angel will never pull herself out of the downward spiral her life has taken.
That is, until the day she wakes up in the ER after overdosing on painkillers. Angel remembers being in an horrible car crash, but she doesn’t have a mark on her. To add to the weirdness, she receives an anonymous letter telling her there’s a job waiting for her at the parish morgue—and that it’s an offer she doesn’t dare refuse.
Before she knows it she’s dealing with a huge crush on a certain hunky deputy and a brand new addiction: an overpowering craving for brains. Plus, her morgue is filling up with the victims of a serial killer who decapitates his prey—just when she’s hungriest!
Angel’s going to have to grow up fast if she wants to keep this job and stay in one piece. Because if she doesn’t, she’s dead meat.
Literally.
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Does this book just scream “READ ME” or what? I just got back from adding it to my GR TBR.
It sure does! I had it on my wish list and when I won a book of choice, it was the first one I thought of. So good so far!
I have been trying to decide if I should try this series or not, not a huge zombie fan but it sounds fun..lol.
Stormi
My Teaser
I just love her!!
That cover is so funny. LOL This sounds like a must read book. I am not a big fan of zombies, admittedly, but I probably will be giving in sooner than later. And this one sounds like a lot of fun.
I’m absolutely loving it!
I’ve heard from this one before and it definitely sounds like an interesting read!
I’ve been waiting a while and now I have it!
I can only imagine why her mouth is watering and her stomach is growling! Thanks for stopping by Colletta’s Kitchen Sink
It could have something to do with…..brains?!!!
Is this book as funny as it sounds? Because it sounds hilarious.
Yep. It sure is!
I MUST read this. This sounds like a great book and, somehow, I’ve never heard of it before! Adding to the TBR now. Thanks for sharing and for visiting Bookworm Book Reviews!
Yeah. I love to hear that!
Great teaser and the book sounds interesting and fun! Thanks for stopping by! Cheers!
You said it!
Oh that is an interesting title and cover. The teaser’s pretty good, too.
mine: https://storytreasury.wordpress.com/2015/08/04/teaser-tuesday-ink-and-bone
It all adds up to fun:)
Generally I don’t read Zombie books. This one sounds like it could be fun. My Teaser
I think you could have fun with this one:)
Hi Laura,
I forgot that as well as not reading science fiction, I don’t care much for zombie stories either. Having said that, the book has attracted some very good ratings and reviews overall and I do love that cover art, despite the cigarette!!!
Thanks for sharing your lines and I hope that you enjoy the rest of the book 🙂
Yvonne
I can’t see her getting much out of that cigarette. LOL
I’ve been wanting to read this one for some time now. Hope you like it!
Freda’s Voice
So have I and now I am!!!I’m lovin it:)
That teaser made me laugh…and while I don’t usually read books about zombies, this one sounds kind of tempting. Thanks for visiting my blog.
I hope I tempted you to give it a try:)
I cracked up as soon as I saw that cover. LOVE IT! LOL
sherry @ fundinmental
I hear ya! It was this or a scene about her own body odor. LOL
This one is hilarious. I don’t generally like the zombie genre but I think I could make an exception here.
Here is my TT
http://totallyaddictedtoreading.blogspot.com/2015/08/teaser-tuesday-21.html
This would be a good start!
Could be funny. Sounds like this isn’t your usual zombie!
My Tuesday post features SHELTER US.
Not your normal one at all. Such a fun read!
That is one gruesome teaser! This book sounds really different and has me intrigued. Thanks for visiting my blog 🙂
Good thing I didn’t continue that scene. LOL
That cover rocks – great tease!
I know! I’m happy to say I’m loving. I knew I would. Been wanting this book for a while:)
Being a zombie fan, I need to add this one to my wish list. Sounds like fun 🙂
You’ll enjoy it from the first page!