Teaser Tuesdays #124 ~ My Life As A White Trash Zombie

Posted: August 4, 2015 in horror, Teaser Tuesdays, Zombies
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Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of A Daily Rhythm.

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Anyone can play along! Just do the following:
• Grab your current read
• Open to a random page.
•Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
• Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

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My Teaser for this week is from

My Life As A White Trash Zombie

White Trash Zombie # 1

by Diana Rowland

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My Teaser from page 29 in the Paperback.

To my shock and horror my mouth began to water and my stomach gave a loud growl – loud enough for the others to hear. Both of them turned to look at me and Dr. Leblanc gave a laugh. “Okay, you’re officially the toughest morgue tech who’s ever worked here if you can still be hungry during an autopsy.”

I gave a weak laugh in answer as I struggled to hide my confusion. Yeah, that’s all it was. I was just starving.

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Synopsis

Angel Crawford is a loser.

Living with her alcoholic deadbeat dad in the swamps of southern Louisiana, she’s a high school dropout with a pill habit and a criminal record who’s been fired from more crap jobs than she can count. Now on probation for a felony, it seems that Angel will never pull herself out of the downward spiral her life has taken.

That is, until the day she wakes up in the ER after overdosing on painkillers. Angel remembers being in an horrible car crash, but she doesn’t have a mark on her. To add to the weirdness, she receives an anonymous letter telling her there’s a job waiting for her at the parish morgue—and that it’s an offer she doesn’t dare refuse.

Before she knows it she’s dealing with a huge crush on a certain hunky deputy and a brand new addiction: an overpowering craving for brains. Plus, her morgue is filling up with the victims of a serial killer who decapitates his prey—just when she’s hungriest!

Angel’s going to have to grow up fast if she wants to keep this job and stay in one piece. Because if she doesn’t, she’s dead meat.

Literally.

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Comments
  1. LuAnn Braley says:

    Does this book just scream “READ ME” or what? I just got back from adding it to my GR TBR.

    • fuonlyknew says:

      It sure does! I had it on my wish list and when I won a book of choice, it was the first one I thought of. So good so far!

  2. I have been trying to decide if I should try this series or not, not a huge zombie fan but it sounds fun..lol.

    Stormi
    My Teaser

  3. That cover is so funny. LOL This sounds like a must read book. I am not a big fan of zombies, admittedly, but I probably will be giving in sooner than later. And this one sounds like a lot of fun.

  4. Yvo says:

    I’ve heard from this one before and it definitely sounds like an interesting read!

  5. Colletta says:

    I can only imagine why her mouth is watering and her stomach is growling! Thanks for stopping by Colletta’s Kitchen Sink

  6. Dagny says:

    Is this book as funny as it sounds? Because it sounds hilarious.

  7. I MUST read this. This sounds like a great book and, somehow, I’ve never heard of it before! Adding to the TBR now. Thanks for sharing and for visiting Bookworm Book Reviews!

  8. lisa-marie says:

    Great teaser and the book sounds interesting and fun! Thanks for stopping by! Cheers!

  9. Sonia Lal says:

    Oh that is an interesting title and cover. The teaser’s pretty good, too.

    mine: https://storytreasury.wordpress.com/2015/08/04/teaser-tuesday-ink-and-bone

  10. ljennison says:

    Generally I don’t read Zombie books. This one sounds like it could be fun. My Teaser

  11. Hi Laura,

    I forgot that as well as not reading science fiction, I don’t care much for zombie stories either. Having said that, the book has attracted some very good ratings and reviews overall and I do love that cover art, despite the cigarette!!!

    Thanks for sharing your lines and I hope that you enjoy the rest of the book 🙂

    Yvonne

  12. I’ve been wanting to read this one for some time now. Hope you like it!
    Freda’s Voice

  13. That teaser made me laugh…and while I don’t usually read books about zombies, this one sounds kind of tempting. Thanks for visiting my blog.

  14. I cracked up as soon as I saw that cover. LOVE IT! LOL

    sherry @ fundinmental

  15. nadz2014 says:

    This one is hilarious. I don’t generally like the zombie genre but I think I could make an exception here.
    Here is my TT
    http://totallyaddictedtoreading.blogspot.com/2015/08/teaser-tuesday-21.html

  16. Could be funny. Sounds like this isn’t your usual zombie!
    My Tuesday post features SHELTER US.

  17. Candid Cover says:

    That is one gruesome teaser! This book sounds really different and has me intrigued. Thanks for visiting my blog 🙂

  18. atothewr says:

    That cover rocks – great tease!

  19. the bookworm says:

    Being a zombie fan, I need to add this one to my wish list. Sounds like fun 🙂

  20. fuonlyknew says:

    You’ll enjoy it from the first page!

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