Teaser Tuesday #240 ~ Celebrity Chef Zombie Apocalypse

Posted: June 19, 2018 in horror, Humor, Teaser Tuesdays
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Welcome to Teaser Tuesday hosted by Ambrosia  @ The Purple Booker.

Anyone can play along! Just do the following:
• Grab your current read.
• Open to a random page.
•Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
• Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

 

My Teaser for this week is from

Celebrity Chef  Zombie Apocalypse

by Jack Strange

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Genre: Horror / Humor

  Teaser from 57% in the eBook.

The reflection looking back at him wasn’t his own reflection, it was the reflection of a cat – an ugly, ginger brute with stripes and an evil scowl on its half-mad face.

Before too long, Sydney Bartholomew, the notorious cat-hater of Notting Hill, was a cat-hater no more. He’d become a vicious sex-crazed ginger tomcat desperate for totty and food.

This scene was kind of gross but hilarious. He turns into a cat and takes on all of the characteristics of a horny zombie cat.

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Synopsis

Celebrity Chef Zombie Apocalypse tells the story of the dead celebrity chef Floyd Rampant, who rises from his grave aiming to create a zombie army of chefs who will rule the world, using the human species as the main ingredient in their cordon bleu meals.

CCZA, as it’s known for short, has a cast of unforgettable characters, most of whom meet with gruesome ends. The action begins in Croydon, moves to London, and reaches its explosive climax in the author’s home town of Huddersfield.

Part horror story, part political and social satire, it gives the reader a fast-paced entrée of dread, a main course of panic and a dessert of distress.

It is dark, original, and so funny it should carry a government health warning.

This smart, witty and profound modern day classic works on many levels.

Amazon

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Comments
  1. jennrenee says:

    this sounds like a very interesting read. Iove the teaser. off to add this to my tbr

  2. Ooh, zombies…not my thing! LOL. Thanks for sharing, and for visiting my blog.

  3. Got to love that cover and title!

  4. Yvonne says:

    OMG…what a cover! I’d try it just because of the cover 🙂 Great choice 🙂

  5. That title is killing me. Ha ha. You should sift through you r Goodreads “read” shelf and do a title hall of fame post. You find some wild ones! XD

  6. Valerie says:

    Cat hater gets turned into a cat? Sounds like a nightmare to me!!

  7. Greg Hill says:

    Oh my gosh this sounds crazy (and fun)!!

  8. Kathy Martin says:

    I really, really try to avoid books with zombies. I do hope you are having fun with this one though. Happy reading!

  9. Ah, it does look fun, and I don’t share the distaste for zombies…Thanks for the suggestion. 🙂

  10. feeroberts64 says:

    This sounds great!

  11. That is both a gross and hilarious teaser! Love it! Thanks for stopping by! Happy reading!

    • fuonlyknew says:

      It’s even more gross and funnier but I would have to have included spoilers to share more of the scene. LOL

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