Welcome to Teaser Tuesday hosted by Ambrosia @ The Purple Booker.
My Teaser for this week is from
Celebrity Chef Zombie Apocalypse
by Jack Strange
Genre: Horror / Humor
Teaser from 57% in the eBook.
The reflection looking back at him wasn’t his own reflection, it was the reflection of a cat – an ugly, ginger brute with stripes and an evil scowl on its half-mad face.
Before too long, Sydney Bartholomew, the notorious cat-hater of Notting Hill, was a cat-hater no more. He’d become a vicious sex-crazed ginger tomcat desperate for totty and food.
This scene was kind of gross but hilarious. He turns into a cat and takes on all of the characteristics of a horny zombie cat.
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Synopsis
Celebrity Chef Zombie Apocalypse tells the story of the dead celebrity chef Floyd Rampant, who rises from his grave aiming to create a zombie army of chefs who will rule the world, using the human species as the main ingredient in their cordon bleu meals.
CCZA, as it’s known for short, has a cast of unforgettable characters, most of whom meet with gruesome ends. The action begins in Croydon, moves to London, and reaches its explosive climax in the author’s home town of Huddersfield.
Part horror story, part political and social satire, it gives the reader a fast-paced entrée of dread, a main course of panic and a dessert of distress.
It is dark, original, and so funny it should carry a government health warning.
This smart, witty and profound modern day classic works on many levels.
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this sounds like a very interesting read. Iove the teaser. off to add this to my tbr
The synopsis got me so curious. Sounds like fun to me.
Ooh, zombies…not my thing! LOL. Thanks for sharing, and for visiting my blog.
I’m the opposite. I love zombies. LOL
Got to love that cover and title!
I know. I’m not too far into this yet and it’s not what I was expecting, in a funny way.
OMG…what a cover! I’d try it just because of the cover 🙂 Great choice 🙂
Yep. The cover drew me right to it!
That title is killing me. Ha ha. You should sift through you r Goodreads “read” shelf and do a title hall of fame post. You find some wild ones! XD
Thanks. That’s a great idea!
Cat hater gets turned into a cat? Sounds like a nightmare to me!!
A zombie cat at that! LOL
Oh my gosh this sounds crazy (and fun)!!
The rest of the scene is funny in a gross kind of way. Lots of satire in this one too.
I really, really try to avoid books with zombies. I do hope you are having fun with this one though. Happy reading!
I wonder if they will ever write a zombie cozy? LOL I love the cozies and I love zombies.
Ah, it does look fun, and I don’t share the distaste for zombies…Thanks for the suggestion. 🙂
I get the shivers thinking of what they cook up. LOL
LOVE IT!
Me too! LOL
This sounds great!
It’s a lot of laughs:)
That is both a gross and hilarious teaser! Love it! Thanks for stopping by! Happy reading!
It’s even more gross and funnier but I would have to have included spoilers to share more of the scene. LOL