Grab your popcorn and have a seat.
It’s time for the show!
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Cue the theme from Jaws.
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse!
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Thursday Theatre #23 ~ Abominable Land Shark!!
Posted: January 10, 2014 in Creatures, Theatre Thursday, ZanyTags: land shark, Thursday Theatre
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2013 In Review ~ What a fabulous year it was!
Posted: December 31, 2013 in ZanyTags: Annual report, Blogging report, WordPress
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog.
Wow, what a year! I passed so many bench marks I can hardly believe it!
To all of you who’ve stopped by, I want to give you a huge THANK YOU! Without you, why would I even do this!
Here’s an excerpt:
The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 30,000 times in 2013. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 11 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.
Freebie Alert! Way Out Of Here is Way Out There!
Posted: March 11, 2013 in Adult Fiction, Freebies!, horror, otherworldly, reviews, Short stories and collections, ZanyTags: adult, dark humor, Horror fiction, otherworldly
Adam Light has another story for you!
And it’s free to download from Amazon March 11th thru March 15th!
Go here to get his dark,humorous, short horror story now!
Gordon Delanolan goes by the name of Nolan. He’s one of those rare people. One of the lucky few. He struck gold, winning $50 million in the lottery. After doing right by family, sailing the world, and doing everything his heart desires, he’s bored. And unhappy. He wonders if he’ll every be truly happy.
You know that feeling you get, like something’s about to happen? Well, that’s how Nolan’s feeling.
It starts with the stomach cramps. So bad he’s wondering if somethings ripping him apart from the inside out, sending him to his knees to pray to the porcelain god.
When things seem to be calming down and Nolan is about to drift off into la la land, IT happens.
A voice comes out of nowhere, startling him awake.
“Nolan!” it said.
What the hell? Was he dreaming?
Then he hears it again!
“Nolan, go the bathroom,” it said.
Nope, he’s not dreaming.
At first he tries to ignore the voice. But it proves, with excruciating pain, to be impossibe. IT won’t be ignored.
I just love Adam’s mind. It takes you out there, way out there. I would love to see his stories as episodes on Twilight Zone.
Nolan has a voice coming out of his navel. Yep, his navel and that’s not all! I wish I could see the expression on your face right now. And also when you get to the “out of” part in this story. The voice is only the beginning of what happens to Nolan.
This story is like a dream. One you want to wake up from, but, at the same time, you want to see where it’s going. Know what I mean? It stayed with me for a while, like I just woke up and the feelings lingered.
5 Stars for taking me into the “out of.”
I’ve read all of Adam’s books.
Corpus Corruptum ~ Written by Adam & Evans Light
Review coming soon.
About the author
Besides being the best father and husband I can be, my ultimate goal in life is writing horror fiction that will knock people’s socks off.
I began the journey into writing for the public in the fall of 2011, and I have not looked back since. I admit that I got a late start on it, as I am pushing 40 now, but I believe that an eleventh-hour commencement is preferable to none at all.
I have self-published five short stories to date. The most recent one entitled THE CONTINUANCE AGENCY is the first chapter in a planned series still in progress. This one is a departure for me, and comes as a refreshing turning point in my writing. I look forward to writing longer works, my long term goal being to write full length novels.
I have been humbled and emboldened by all the positive responses to my stories, and thus encouraged to continue my quest. Thanks to all who have read and reviewed my work, giving an unknown author such as myself a chance to unleash my madness upon you.
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Fanged Mania #4 A Vampire Christmas
Posted: December 21, 2012 in Fanged Mania, Holidays, Meme, Vampires, Wish List, ZanyTags: Christmas, Elisabeth Wheatley, vampires
To join in, copy and paste these rules and the above banner into your Fanged Mania post and add your link to this week’s Fanged Mania post at Elisabeth Wheatley’s Blog. Fanged Mania is a Friday meme counting down to the release of Fanged Princess and displaying all things vampire and awesome. Fanged Mania posts can be a review of a vampire book, a quote from the latest Vampire Diaries episode, a showcase of a cool vampire book’s cover, or whatever you like so long as it is vampire related. Don’t forget, participants will be entered in the drawing to win a fanged-abulous prize pack!
The prize pack I mentioned includes Vampire Diaries and Breaking Dawn posters as well as a paperback copy of Erica Steven’s Captured (my review here) and the complete collection of The Vampire Hunter’s Daughter stories by Jennifer Malone Wright, in paperback, too! =D
Oh, and the contest is international. And the more Fanged Mania posts you have, the more entries you get! So what are you waiting for? Hop on the bandwagon!
Santa’s Vampire Christmas
Vampire Wish List
1) For everybody to stop trying to kill them.
2) To be able to move around in the daytime.
3) A drought to kill all garlic.
4) To be able to see themselves in the mirror.
5) An endless supply of blood.
6) To need an alarm clock.
7) A ban on wooden stakes.
8) A holiday for vampires.
9) A leash law for werewolves.
10) Equal rights for vampires.
If you were(or are) a vampire, what would you wish for?
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Would You???
Posted: December 20, 2012 in Literature, Reading Challenge, ZanyTags: cash, e-books, TBR
My TBR Pile
Thanks to modern technology it now looks a lot like this!
And I wouldn’t trade it for this!
Wellll……………
Ninjas Everywhere!
Posted: November 3, 2012 in Videos, ZanyTags: eberybody needs a ninja, matthew ebel, music, ninjas, video
I got up this morning and after firing up my computer I spotted a posting in my inbox from the dojo of Ali Cross . I always like to see what she’s up to next, but I’m ashamed to say I don’t always comment. Sorry Ali! Promise to do better:) Make sure you tell her hi when you stop in.
Anyway. she had me laughing my butt off. Her sons sound like mine and I just now showed this video to him. It is officially “cool” approved.
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I love this song! It will be stuck in my head for days now!
Everybody Needs A Ninja – Matthew Ebel
You really don’t want to upset me:(
Posted: October 31, 2012 in Guest Post, ZanyTags: guest post, Halloween
Happy Halloween!
Guest post from my son!
Now That’s A Scary Clown!
Posted: October 19, 2012 in horror, otherworldly, Zany, ZombiesTags: Halloween, Scary clowns, vampires, zombies
With Halloween coming soon I decided to have a little fun!
Top Ten Scary Clown Pictures!
Let’s begin the countdown. I’m sure you will recognize some of these clowns! No pun intended.
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I love it, a vampire clown. And what about the baby? Too creepy!
Ronald has never looked deader, I mean better.
Of course, I had to have IT and Jigsaw. They are so famous.
But number one had to go to the zombie clown!
Are you afraid of clowns?
Which one is your favorite scary clown?
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My Halloween Movie-Marathon Line-Up
Posted: October 19, 2012 in Creatures, horror, Videos, ZanyTags: Freddy Krueger, Friday the Thirteenth, Halloween, Horror film, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Nightmare on Elm Street
HALLOWEEN is right around the corner!
My night will be very busy. I’ll be sitting in the dark with a giant bowl of popcorn(with extra butter, thank you) and watching some favorite scary movies. It’s going to be a marathon of chills, thrills, kills and copious screaming.
First up is this guy. I’m sure he needs no introductions!
Freddy Kruger never gets old for me. I have the complete Nightmare on Elm Street collection and watch them every October without fail!
One, two, Freddy’s coming for you.
Three, four, better lock your doors.
Five, six. grab a crucifix.
Seven, eight, gotta stay up late.
Nine. ten, never sleep again!
Next up is this well-known gent.
When Halloween came out I went to see it at the drive-in. I watched to whole movie through my fingers! I’d never seen a film like it before and was so unprepared for it!
Michael Myers is another one that visits me in my nightmares now and then. That huge knife of his, well, it’s just huge! And his dead looking eyes and that creepy mask. It all adds up to grotesque!
Here is another legend.
Anybody wanting to go camping? Jason Vorhees is unstoppable.
Did you notice how his mask gets more gory as each movie progresses. What is it with these guys and their masks. Gives me the shivers!
And they seem to really like large, shiny things. Things that kill ya dead in a gruesome manner!
Jason has even been in outer space! I loved the cyborg chick. She really kicked Jason’s butt before she lost her head!
And this is a classic that some of you may not have seen.
My son and I both love this one.
It’s campy and grotesque. I mean, look at these Klowns!
What’s not to love. Alien klowns come to drink us up like slurpies! There are some great scares and lots of hilarious dialogue. Their spaceship looks like a giant circus tent, how cool is that!
I’m sure by the time I finish this marathon I’ll be having pleasant dreams. Yeah, right!
So what are ya’ll going to be watching on Halloween?
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